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"And the roar will rise from the streets below, and our ranks will grow and grow and grow…"
Do one direction know that their tour starts in 3 days
this is a real thing that happened
me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off
THIS IS THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF ME I’VE EVER HEARD IN RELATION TO THE CLAPPING POST
YES INDEED IT IS I, THE CLAP GIRL
THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL
he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration
his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm
it’s called fashion look it up
IM SORRY FOR PUTTING A COMMENT ON THIS BUT THIS IS THE FUCKING FANFIC I WROTE I FUCKING WROTE THAT IM SORRY FOR EVERY ONE WHO HAS READ IT
Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General.
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.
aw shit get it weegee